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Undervaluing the benefit of an agency and escorts

In the last two weeks, there have been two events that really struck me in terms of clients who consistently get poor service and clients who consistently get great service. Let me explain.

For the first, a few days ago we were contacted by a potential new client who browsed the website and left a very complimentary comment about our ladies: “Girls of top quality especially 40+ but charges are too high for a Thai girl”. I know there are some others out there that feel the same way. I wonder if he would say the same for an Irish girl in Ireland or a French girl in France? Just change the adjective for nationality? Somehow, I don’t think so. So, why would a top quality escort who happens to be Thai not be the same as a top quality girl who is English or American or Irish or Russian or French? Now, I understand people expecting prices to be lower because of different cost of living, but the reality is that the cost of living in Thailand is, in many ways, comparable to many of the places I just listed. The idea that Thailand is a cheap destination? Simply isn’t true anymore. Sure, it’s still half the price of London or New York, but escorts in those cities get 3 times what our escorts are getting. In other words, still a great value comparatively. Of course, the clients who have actually tried our girls know this, which is why they keep coming back. For those who still expect Thailand pricing to be like it was 5 or 10 years ago, I refer you to our overheard tonight post.

The second event happened today, and I am writing about it because it reflects the costs and business risks involved in an escort agency that have to be covered somehow for the agency to stay in business. So, we have an Italian client who has been a reliable client for the last couple of years, having seen a number of escorts. But he has become a bit inconsistent recently, cancelling on escorts a couple of times. Today, he made a booking and then simply didn’t show. He even went so far as to message me that he had arrived when he hadn’t. The escort not only spent time and money to go to the hotel to meet him, but she waited almost an hour for someone who just blew her off. The escort’s time has value, just as much as the client’s. In this case, the agency pays the escort the cancellation fee. Every time that some jerk thinks this is acceptable, they increase the costs to the good customers, just as shoplifters increase the costs to honest shoppers. We do our best to screen out the pranksters, etc. but we have generally considered established clients as being trustworthy. It seems to not be the case with this client.

Discreet Escorts strives to bring quality escorts to our clients with accurate photos, honest descriptions, and expectations that provide a quality experience as described. No telling you a girl will do something she won’t. No switching girls. No girls who take off as soon as they can. All of those things drive the costs of our service, which we try to keep as low as possible while still honestly valuing the time of our escorts. We ask that our clients value their time as well (we know that most of you do and we appreciate it!).

Btw, just so our readers don’t think that it must be a really bad week? Not at all. We had a bunch of both new and returning clients who were thrilled with their companions. Pat, Kung, Hana, Bee, Nuch, Nin, Molly, Yammy, Suzie, Patty, Pam, Abby, Jelly, and Gail all had clients who were very happy with them.

Want to know the difference between clients who get consistently poor service and those who get consistently great service?

The clients who undervalue the escort’s time and capabilities will get what they expect, or less.

The clients who respect the escort’s time and efforts will get the best efforts.

Overheard Tonight

In another post, we talk about the cost of getting a girl out of a go-go or bar… tonight, while sitting talking to a friend, this conversation was heard between a dancer and a customer –

  • “How about we go back to my hotel room?”
  • “Where are you staying?”
  • “The Sheraton on soi 15”
  • “That’s too far – let’s just get a room at the hotel nearby”
  • “OK, how much will that cost?”
  • “500 baht. Not much”
  • “How much is your barfine?”
  • “1000 baht.”
  • “And how much do I give you?”
  • “7000 baht. Less than $200”
  • “OK – what’s my bill for drinks?”
  • “Let me see your bill – 900 baht “
  • “OK – here, go get dressed and let’s go”

For those of you who aren’t sure of what that conversation says – this gentleman went into that bar, had two drinks, bought a girl he liked two drinks, paid the bar so he could take her out of the bar, paid for a short-time room near the bar so she could go back to the bar quickly, and paid her for her time (and likely got one shot – 30 minutes maybe). Total cost – 9400 thb. He was lucky, he found a girl he liked pretty quickly (or maybe he wasn’t and she was the third or fourth girl he had bought a drink for and talked to).

Duo & Trio Special

Gail brought a new escort to our last intake, a young lady who has not worked in the business before. Her name was Parry and she was horny and enthusiastic, and Gail was training her. Our own Master and Padawan. To help with that training, we offered a special on a duo booking of Gail & Parry together.

Added – October 2023: In addition, they’ve added Kung into the training so you can get a duo of Gail & Parry, or Kung & Parry or a trio of Gail, Parry & Kung. If you want to see pussy licking at its height, get Kung and Parry!

Added – January 2024 : Parry didn’t work out, she needs to focus on her home, so she’s left our representation, but the special was so successful that we have extended it to any duo or trio from our bisexual escorts. Mix and match – the rates below apply.

Note – these rates do not apply to mixed (lady and ladyboy) duos or trios.



  • 2 hours – 12,000 thb
  • 3 hours – 14,000 thb
  • 4 hours – 16,000 thb


  • 2 hours – 18,000 thb
  • 4 hours – 24,000 thb

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Escort Agencies and Indian Clients

Have you even noticed how many escort agencies (and bars as well) in Thailand refuse service to Indian clients? Ever wonder why?

Well, I’m going to tell you a little story (true story, btw) to illustrate why…

Before I begin the story, let me point out that Discreet has a number of Indian clients who we value, who are not at all like the person that caused this problem, and who are truly ladies and gentlemen of the highest order, people we are pleased to have as clients and who have consistently had the best service we can deliver (and who have clearly appreciated it).

So, on to the story –

On 1 May, I get an inquiry via WhatsApp from an Indian number (with an Indian name on the information) that says he wants a full night service. I ask where he is, and he says Phuket, so I send him the information on our Phuket escorts and which one is available that night. After looking at her profile, he gives me the name of a hotel in Phuket Town where he claims to be staying (the hotel does not have room phones, it is a rather cheap hotel). Then he changes to wanting a full day (24 hours) and agrees to the rate. I contact the escort, and find out she is not available for full-day bookings this week because she has some classes she is taking in the daytime. Go back to him and he agrees to 12 hours starting as soon as she can get there. I call the hotel to make a confirmation call and find out the hotel does not have room phones and only has a mobile phone number (I should have refused the booking at that point per our requirements for first-time clients).

He is continually asking for the escort’s number (we don’t do that, we want our escorts focusing on the client, not on their phone), as well as attempting video calls. He’s also talking about booking another escort for 4 days (deflection?) even though he’s already been told she is not in Phuket.

Eventually, the escort reaches the hotel. He is still messaging me for her number while she is finding out that room number he gave is unoccupied. He then claims that he is coming to reception, but of course no one shows up in reception. He is entirely bullshit.

When I tell him he is blacklisted (lies and fake bookings are two of the ways to get blacklisted, there are a few more), he starts on a rant about how he is rich enough to buy Thailand two times over (which explains why he claimed to be staying at a cheap hotel, right?) and other nonsense. I block him of course.

There is an example of why many girls in Thailand want nothing to do with Indians and why many bars and escort agencies will not serve them. Among other issues are attempting to renegotiate deals after they have been agreed to (that just makes them appear dishonest) and other fraudulent behaviors, some of omission (not making clear that there is a couple or multiple men, for examples).

We will continue to serve customers regardless of where they come from – maintaining our criteria that our clients are expected to be quality people – people of character – no liars, not scam artists, and not like the person from the story above.

Our established clientele have no worries. For new clientele, we have specific processes we go through to safeguard our escorts and avoid this kind of game – we won’t take shortcuts on those process and we aren’t going to give the benefit of the doubt to any new client.

We won’t waste your time, don’t waste ours.

Rate Increase

The last time Discreet Escorts raised its rates was in 2016. We’ve dealt with the various increases in the cost of living for our escorts by not discounting and by maximizing our efficiency by not taking bookings between 1 am and 10 am and other actions intended to maximize the benefit for our clients and our staff.

But inflation eventually catches up to everyone, and it’s caught up to us. So, we are increasing our rates effective 1 March, 2023.

The new rates are:

  • 1 hour: 6,000 THB
  • 2 hours: 7,000 THB
  • 3 hours: 8,000 THB
  • 4 hours: 9,500 THB 
  • 8 hours: 12,000 THB
  • 12 hours: 15,000 THB 
  • 24 hours: 18,000 THB

In order to serve our existing clientele (which we value), any client who has previously had a booking with us will receive a 10% discount on the new rates for all of 2023, so for our returning customers, the rates are:

  • 1 hour: 5,400 THB
  • 2 hours: 6,300 THB
  • 3 hours: 7,200 THB
  • 4 hours: 8,550 THB 
  • 8 hours: 10,800 THB
  • 12 hours: 13,500 THB 
  • 24 hours: 16,200 THB

If you have recently been in a go-go bar in Bangkok (or Pattaya or Patong), you know that these are good rates – taking a girl from a go-go in Bangkok is now going to cost you – 1,000 thb barfine, 3,000 thb girl (paid in bar), 500 thb ladydrinks and 160 thb for one drink for yourself and 400 for the shorttime room – so a total of 5,060 thb for 15 to 30 minutes quickie. Longer times will be much more expensive if you can find a girl who will actually stay with you for that time.

Remember – we go by time. Our escorts stay with you for the booked time. No shot limits., no playing on their phones., no rushing to leave. You get what you paid for.

Tenth Anniversary – Thank You

As of December, 2022, Discreet Escorts is ten years old. We took our first booking in December of 2012 for a ladyboy named Ying. Since then, we have served thousands of clients with a selection of about 120 ladyboys and about 140 ladies. A few of our escorts have been with us from the very beginning, but most work for a few months to a couple of years and then move on. A number have married, others are pursuing other careers.

In order to celebrate our ten years of serving customers and to say thank you to those customers, we are offering a 20% discount on standard rates to all customers who have completed a booking anytime in that ten years prior to 1 December, 2022. This celebration discount applies to bookings in December, 2022 plus January and February of 2023. So, if you have seen one of our escorts between December 2012 and November 2022, any booking you make between December 1, 2022 and February 28, 2023, will have a 20% discount applied to standard rates (does not apply to premium escorts, domination sessions or bookings outside the escort’s home area).

We hope a lot of our existing clients will accept this gift from us.

If you haven’t booked with us yet? You have until the end of November 2022 to qualify!

Monsoon final month special – หน้าฝน

The rainy season is coming to an end, but the last month is always the wettest, and so it makes it tougher on our escorts in getting to clients. So, for this month, we’re offering a special on our standard rates –

For the month of October 2022 only:

  • 2 hours: 5,000 THB
  • 3 hours: 6,000 THB
  • 4 hours: 7,000 THB 
  • 8 hours: 9,000 THB
  • 12 hours: 12,000 THB 
  • 24 hours: 15,000 THB 

+ 2000 THB for A-Level Service (escorts that offer it)
+ 2000 THB for Photos/Video (escorts that offer it)

Note that these rates do not apply for bookings outside of the escort’s local area, and they also don’t apply to our premium escorts (Coco). We ask one thing of all our customers who wish to use these rates…please be patient as the rains will slow down escorts getting to you.

Fun Authority Team

We’ve added a new fantasy for those who are interested and travel to Pattaya – the Fun Authority Team. This team consists of Mistress Pat as the senior and dominant enforcement officer, and sisters Minny and Nin as her rookie fun-loving officers. Together the team will molest you, search you and make sure that any hard tools you are in possession of are rendered soft and harmless.

Check their individual profiles for availability. New is a possible alternative for a rookie officer.

The Fun Authority Team – in Pattaya


  • 2 hour session – 18,000 thb
  • 4 hour session – 24,000 thb

As a special deal – a 4 hour fantasy session with the Fun Authority team is 24,000 thb (a 4,500 thb discount) and a 2 hour fantasy session with the Fun Authority teams is 18,000 thb (a 3,000 thb discount). Please refer specifically to “The Fun Authority Team” in your booking request.

Customer Comments

  • All cool. Had a great time! – A from India
  • Had a lot of fun. – M from USA
  • This was like 3 stripogram cops. Lots of fun. – W from USA

Villages being quarantined

We ask for everyone’s patience regarding escort availability. Some of our escorts have traveled home to visit family, and then find themselves having to stay in the village for longer than planned because the village has been quarantined because someone in the village has tested positive for Covid-19. This seems to be more of an issue with some of the smaller villages, but we have had half a dozen of our escorts caught in this situation over the past month. Some it impacts only for a few days, others for longer. We are doing our best, and we will try to keep profiles updated, but please understand there is only so much we can do.

Extra Services – unprotected sex

Recently, we have received some requests for “extra services” meaning unprotected sex. Our escorts do not engage in this high risk behavior.

Some people think that the PEP is a solution that makes such behavior safe. It does not.

A few things to consider –

Any escort or freelancer or bargirl that is engaging in unprotected sex with you has likely engaged in unprotected sex with others. As long as someone is engaged in sexual relations, there is no way to be 100% sure they are HIV negative (the tests only show HIV once replication is well under way, so someone who was infected last week will usually not test positive – but they can pass on the infection).

PEP is intended to be taken as soon as possible after a risky interaction (within 72 hours) and continue to be taken for 28 days consecutively with no other risky interactions. Even then, it is roughly 80% effective.

Now, let me point out the problems there.

  1. Although girls get tested, they can never be 100% sure of being HIV negative unless they insist on condom use in all their sexual relations.
  2. With the widespread use of counterfeit medications in Thailand, there is a good chance that a PEP acquired here may not be legitimate.
  3. A sex worker cannot afford to go 28 days without working.

Fundamentally, this means that unprotected sex with a sexworker is high risk for the client and very high risk for the sexworker.

Suggested reading:

PEP fact sheet

Why use an escort agency?

Recently, I had an interesting talk with someone who is advocating the Co-op approach to avoid the claimed bias against agencies. It got me thinking, as the more they talked, the more they demonstrated what the strength of a good agency is.

First off, let’s talk about the “perceived bias” against agencies. Do any of you reading this not buy books because the writer has a literary agent? Not go to movies because the actors have agents? Good escort agencies do exactly the same thing – they work at getting the escort work and keep the escort from being bogged down in calls, messages, etc. so that the escort can give her full attention to her client. How many of you want to pay for a day with an escort and have the escort interrupted by their phone all the time? After all, if they are successful, that is exactly what happens. Most of those calls and messages aren’t work, they are inquiries, scams, etc., but each and every one needs to be handled. That’s what an agent does.

Then there are the people who think that technology will solve the problem that I noted above of interruptions. Technology is making it worse. Back in 2012 and 2013, Discreet handled maybe 20 to 30 calls or emails a day, of which 2 to 5 turned into bookings. Today, Discreet handles more than 100 calls or emails a day, of which 2 to 5 turn into bookings. It’s just plain easier to reach out than read the website, and people do it.

The biggest reason that people claim to prefer independents is that they are cheaper. But are they? How much is your time worth? How much will you spend on girls that turn out to not be what you expected or who lied to you saying they would do what you want just to get you to take them? Some independents are absolutely great. Most aren’t.

Next, let’s talk about problems. If you have a problem on a booking with your independent escort, who do you call to sort it out? Maybe you are sure that you will be able to sort it out yourself, but our experience is that most problems are a matter of miscommunication. Being able to call someone that will bring the drama down and sort the situation out? That has value.

Finally, let’s talk about feedback. If you have a bad experience with an independent or an agency escort, you can write up a review in places like The Erotic Review, but for a lot of independents, you won’t be able to post a review because you need a webpage to link (Massage Republic is not accepted). With an escort agency, they are unlikely to publish a bad review, but at least you can get someone to read it and maybe even respond to it with some sort of a solution. I can only speak for Discreet, but there are some escorts no longer with Discreet because of customer feedback. They very well be working as independents (some certainly are).

Just our thoughts on the subject. Escort agents (good ones) are no different from literary agents or any kind of talent agents. They are not bosses, they are agents. Good ones make it easier for good talent to be successful and free up time for the talent to practice their craft and focus on it.


This is from a customer shortly after he read this:

“I remember you ringing us at our hotel when we had a booking and checking everything was OK if I recall before the girls arrived . Very reassuring. You’ve also given us lots of advice on suitability of girl for what we want. Seriously having an agency for a customer I think takes slot of risk and worry out of the arrangement.” 

Service in Phuket

Joy has moved to Phuket for the balance of the year (and maybe the beginning of next), so we can offer service in Phuket. With a shining star like Joy there, we may end up with more.

Don’t you want that smile to be for you?

Extensive Website Update – Bangkok Thailand- 2021 – New girls, new look, new navigation

As was noted a few weeks ago, we checked with each of our escorts over the past month or so, and all the escorts that show on the website now are escorts that are available in Bangkok (some may require notice), and who are continuing to work. In addition, we recruited three new escorts – Joy, Sky and Alice, who have each proved to be good additions with a great work ethic and commitment to customer happiness.

Having done all that, we decided we should put in some effort and update the website as a whole, so, although we retained the basic concept of the website, we have made a large number of changes to headings, links, captions, how the girl’s data is presented, etc. that are all intended to make it easier for our customers to find the information they need and book the lady that they want.

We can now be contacted by email, phone, WhatsApp, and Line. We have tried a chat plug in on the website in the past and found it wasn’t very effective, but are willing to hear from you on how you would like to contact us. Video calls will not be accepted or considered.


Tell us what you think of the new look, we’d love to hear.

New girl – updated entries

As it looks like Thailand is finally working through the pandemic issue and that we can see the possibility of reopening in the visible future, we’ve decided to update our website, removing the girls that are no longer available and adding some new talent. In the next few months, we’ll continue this process and our website design will change a bit as we do so.

Our new girl is Joy, who is a busty, sexy girlfriend experience escort. She will make you feel good!

Joy – Thailand

No more Pattaya girls

As some of you may have noticed, we have had a great deal of difficulty keeping very many Pattaya girls. First, not that many customers to Pattaya use an escort service, so business was limited. Second, our girls kept getting boyfriends!

Without the opportunity to actively recruit and update in Pattaya and with two of our girls getting boyfriends, we have finally simply dropped Pattaya in terms of having girls stationed there.

We are still happy to provide companions for those who wish someone special while in Pattaya, it will simply be a Bangkok girl for an overnight or multiple day booking. Most of our Bangkok girls are happy to travel to Pattaya for a holiday with a gentleman.

New look

I hope you like our new look. We’ve updated a lot of things, which should result in a faster loading and information easier to find now.
Reviews are now only accepted by email and they appear at the bottom of the girl’s page. If you want your review to show, please send it to us by email.

Pattaya Update

We had a short trip to Pattaya and we added new photos of BewBew and Kwan, plus a new escort named Pam. Pam is sweet, slim and very sexy, but she’s also new to the business and a bit shy.

Summer Special!

We are providing special rates for the balance of June, July and August as noted on every girl’s profile as well as on our rates page.

  • Up to 2 hours: 6,000 Thai Baht Summer Special: 5,000 Thai Baht (ends August 31)
  • 2 to 4 hours: 8,000 Thai Baht Summer Special: 7,000 Thai Baht (ends August 31)
  • Overnight (up to 12 hours) 12,000 Thai Baht Summer Special: 10,000 Thai Baht (ends August 31)
  • Full day (24 hours): 15,000 Thai Baht Summer Special: 12,000 Thai Baht (ends August 31)

Server down, new photos, new girls

We had our server go down for a bit over a day, but as you can see, we are back. Unfortunately, the most recent backup we had was from just before our last photoshoot, so we had to reload the profiles for our new additions: Aoy and Guitar plus the new photos of Anya and Gail. If you happened to make a comment in the past two weeks, it was probably lost, and we apologize. Feel free to comment again, especially the customers who went with Guitar, Gail and Anya in that time frame.

We love compliments

From a recent client:

“…a honest complement to your Site here, great Girls and I like to see them in real pictures.”

We agree. We have great girls and we are very proud to show them off with photos that show their natural beauty. Book one of our girls and the girl you see in the photo is the girl that will show up at your door!

Updated Website

We’ve rebuilt the entire website in order to give you a faster and hopefully easier to navigate experience. All photographs on any of the category pages (either types of escorts or geographical pages) can be clicked on to take you to the girls specific profile. We’ve updated our girls and will be doing some additional updates in the near future.

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