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BDSM

As noted, we do not provide any services that are dangerous to the health or welfare of our escorts or clients.

Somehow, some of the people who see our Dominatrix and Submissive pages can’t seem to get that through their head.

So here it is, very bluntly.

  1. WE DO NOT PROVIDE SLAVES
  2. Submissives are not slaves. The words have different meanings.
  3. Our escorts do not take part in any activities that involve the ingestion of bodily fluids (semen being the exception orally) or solids. Water sports are on body only. No scat play at all.
Apple – MILF a-level

Voice and Video Calls

We are no longer accepting voice calls. We have never accepted video calls. The number of inappropriate callers who are looking for sex chat or other services that we do not provide has lead to this action. ALL CONTACT must by by SMS (if local) or WhatsApp text.

In addition, voice calls are ineffective in terms of making a booking. Use WhatsApp or Email to make a booking. Don’t call.

July Intake – Bangkok

We had a massive photoshoot/intake in July with 11 escorts coming to update their profile photos, and another 7 new escorts for interview and photos. So, over the next week and a half you will see a lot of changes in the content on the website – starting with the updates and then the new additions. A photo that links to the profile will be added below as the profiles are updated or go up.

Updated Profiles

New additions

Pattaya Updates

No new additions for our lady and girls page in Pattaya this time, but we did update Dear and Nan‘s profile photos (not sure why, but our intakes in Pattaya seem to be either heavily female or heavily shemale – this was heavily shemale).

Enjoy!

Bangkok update

Over the next week, we will be updating a number of profiles and adding a few new ones. As the profiles are added or updated, we will make their names active links and add a linked new photo in the galleries below.

The new additions are Ann, Aoi, Honey and See.

The profile updates are AnnAnn, Bee, Betty, Da, Gail, Jelly, Jen, June, Marie, Milly, Nahmfon, Patty, Suzie, Tanya and Wei.

Pattaya Intake/update – February 2024

We spent a few days in Pattaya around Valentine’s Day to update some of our escort’s photos and to add a few new escorts.

Updated photos – updated on this trip are Alice, Nin, Pat, Kim, Dear, and Nan. Unfortunately, Mini-Minny and Berry are retiring (one to get married, the other to be a full-time mom), we wish them well.

New additions – We have a new BBW in Pattaya – Nat P. and Gail’s sister Booky.

The first big 2024 update

Over the next ten days or so, you will see a lot of updates on this website – new photos for many of our existing escorts, as well as some new escorts added.

In the last couple of days, we have added new photos for Fah, Gail, Jelly, Wei, Wala, Yammy and Yo.

We’ve also added new girls in the last couple of days: Alee, Da, Nahmfon, Nat and Yuwadee

Apple is back!

New addition in Chiang-Mai Mei

Mei – Bi Mature – Chiang Mai

Undervaluing the benefit of an agency and escorts

In the last two weeks, there have been two events that really struck me in terms of clients who consistently get poor service and clients who consistently get great service. Let me explain.

For the first, a few days ago we were contacted by a potential new client who browsed the website and left a very complimentary comment about our ladies: “Girls of top quality especially 40+ but charges are too high for a Thai girl”. I know there are some others out there that feel the same way. I wonder if he would say the same for an Irish girl in Ireland or a French girl in France? Just change the adjective for nationality? Somehow, I don’t think so. So, why would a top quality escort who happens to be Thai not be the same as a top quality girl who is English or American or Irish or Russian or French? Now, I understand people expecting prices to be lower because of different cost of living, but the reality is that the cost of living in Thailand is, in many ways, comparable to many of the places I just listed. The idea that Thailand is a cheap destination? Simply isn’t true anymore. Sure, it’s still half the price of London or New York, but escorts in those cities get 3 times what our escorts are getting. In other words, still a great value comparatively. Of course, the clients who have actually tried our girls know this, which is why they keep coming back. For those who still expect Thailand pricing to be like it was 5 or 10 years ago, I refer you to our overheard tonight post.

The second event happened today, and I am writing about it because it reflects the costs and business risks involved in an escort agency that have to be covered somehow for the agency to stay in business. So, we have an Italian client who has been a reliable client for the last couple of years, having seen a number of escorts. But he has become a bit inconsistent recently, cancelling on escorts a couple of times. Today, he made a booking and then simply didn’t show. He even went so far as to message me that he had arrived when he hadn’t. The escort not only spent time and money to go to the hotel to meet him, but she waited almost an hour for someone who just blew her off. The escort’s time has value, just as much as the client’s. In this case, the agency pays the escort the cancellation fee. Every time that some jerk thinks this is acceptable, they increase the costs to the good customers, just as shoplifters increase the costs to honest shoppers. We do our best to screen out the pranksters, etc. but we have generally considered established clients as being trustworthy. It seems to not be the case with this client.

Discreet Escorts strives to bring quality escorts to our clients with accurate photos, honest descriptions, and expectations that provide a quality experience as described. No telling you a girl will do something she won’t. No switching girls. No girls who take off as soon as they can. All of those things drive the costs of our service, which we try to keep as low as possible while still honestly valuing the time of our escorts. We ask that our clients value their time as well (we know that most of you do and we appreciate it!).

Btw, just so our readers don’t think that it must be a really bad week? Not at all. We had a bunch of both new and returning clients who were thrilled with their companions. Pat, Kung, Hana, Bee, Nuch, Nin, Molly, Yammy, Suzie, Patty, Pam, Abby, Jelly, and Gail all had clients who were very happy with them.

Want to know the difference between clients who get consistently poor service and those who get consistently great service?

The clients who undervalue the escort’s time and capabilities will get what they expect, or less.

The clients who respect the escort’s time and efforts will get the best efforts.

October Intake in Bangkok

This is probably the last intake of the year, we hope to have an intake in Phuket early next year and then we will return to Pattaya. In the meantime, we hope you like our current selection of escorts that we represent and will find someone that you like.

As always, we have updates (new photos) of some of our escorts, and new additions.

This month, we updated photos of Gail (since she is now a nice C-cup), Bee, Kung, plus a few new photos in our duo & trio special package.

We have two new profiles up, but one is a returning escort who was very popular in the past – Nuch, plus one completely new escort – Tanya – both busty.

Our September Intake in Pattaya

First, a HUGE Thank-You to the client who made his villa available to us for photography while he had Gail & Parry for a 5 day booking. Easily the best location we have had for photography.

New Escorts

We just added two new escorts on this intake, but both are great additions – Belle and JubJib.

New Photos of two Bangkok Escorts

We were able to take new photos in this awesome location of Gail and Parry. Our client took advantage of the Duo Special and was very happy (and so are we with the photos).

Updated Photos of Pattaya Escorts

As always, a number of our Pattaya escorts took advantage of the opportunity for updated photos, including Mini-Minny, Molly, New, Dear, Nan, Nin, Pat and Preeya. At the request of this group of escorts, we have implemented the Duos & Trios in Pattaya Special.

Duos and Trios in Pattaya

Our Fun Authority Team has been so popular in Pattaya that our escorts there have asked us to make more variations available.

The following Pattaya escorts are friends and can provide great duo/trio activity for those of you who like multiple ladies.

JubJib, Molly, New, Belle, Nin, Pat and Preeya (Preeya is only available in duos or trios with Molly, Nin, Mini-Minny, Pat and New).

Rates

The following rates apply to duos from this selection:

  • 2 hours – 12,000 thb
  • 3 hours – 14,000 thb
  • 4 hours – 16,000 thb

The following rates apply to trios from this selection:

  • 2 hours – 18,000 thb
  • 4 hours – 24,000 thb

Overheard Tonight

In another post, we talk about the cost of getting a girl out of a go-go or bar… tonight, while sitting talking to a friend, this conversation was heard between a dancer and a customer –

  • “How about we go back to my hotel room?”
  • “Where are you staying?”
  • “The Sheraton on soi 15”
  • “That’s too far – let’s just get a room at the hotel nearby”
  • “OK, how much will that cost?”
  • “500 baht. Not much”
  • “How much is your barfine?”
  • “1000 baht.”
  • “And how much do I give you?”
  • “7000 baht. Less than $200”
  • “OK – what’s my bill for drinks?”
  • “Let me see your bill – 900 baht “
  • “OK – here, go get dressed and let’s go”

For those of you who aren’t sure of what that conversation says – this gentleman went into that bar, had two drinks, bought a girl he liked two drinks, paid the bar so he could take her out of the bar, paid for a short-time room near the bar so she could go back to the bar quickly, and paid her for her time (and likely got one shot – 30 minutes maybe). Total cost – 9400 thb. He was lucky, he found a girl he liked pretty quickly (or maybe he wasn’t and she was the third or fourth girl he had bought a drink for and talked to).

Our August Intake in Bangkok

Some of you may have noticed that we have added a New Additions page (where you can track our new additions by month) as well as a rotating gallery on our Homepage which shows one photo from everyone that has had new photos in last three months. Our newest intake was a great mix of new talent, returning talent, and updates.

The returning escort

Gail is back. After having to take a few months off because of stomach issues, she has returned and is able to deliver the quality of service that she has consistently delivered in the past. She has also brought a friend (see the new additions) and a duo special is available for the pair of them. In addition, Wala is back. Seems she lost her phone, but she got back in touch just after the intake.

The updates

We had 8 of our already active escorts come to update their photos – Betty, Jen, Risa, Kitty, June, Fah, Milly and Suzie. Check out their profiles to see the full set of new photographs.

The New Additions

We added 6 new escorts – Mistress Abby, AnnAnn, Marie, Parry, San and Tik. Parry is the new addition brought by Gail, and we are offering a special deal for her and Gail in a duo. Mistress Abby adds a harder Mistress to our group of dominatrix.

Duo & Trio Special

For these rates, choose from our bisexual escorts – Bangkok. These rates do not apply to mixed (lady and ladyboy) duos or trios. They also do not apply to duos or trios outside the local area (so not to airport visits, for example).

Rates

Duos

  • 2 hours – 12,000 thb
  • 3 hours – 14,000 thb
  • 4 hours – 16,000 thb

Trios

  • 2 hours – 18,000 thb
  • 4 hours – 24,000 thb

Standards at Discreet

Some of you may have noticed that a few of our new additions have disappeared. I’m not going to identify which is which but I am going to use this opportunity to explain why escorts are sometimes with us a very short time.

One of the escorts found herself with a boyfriend. We have a good set of customers and once in a while one of our girls hits it off so well that they go from client/escort to boyfriend/girlfriend and even to husband/wife. It’s the risk we take representing escorts of good character. We like that risk.

One of the escorts simply couldn’t get into the practice of keeping appointments in a timely manner. She is a sweet girl, a person of character and good at the services offered – but she simply couldn’t plan her time and be on time (or even close to on time) in her interactions with our clients. It isn’t for everyone, so we no longer represent her. She is not the first escort to have this difficulty and I am sure she won’t be the last. Our most popular escort of 2021 was dropped for this same issue.

When we do our intakes for new escorts, each of them signs a set of “expected behaviors” regarding their interaction with the customers. Nothing daunting or difficult, and they are reminded of those with each booking briefing. Also during that intake, we explain the process of a booking, that the escort controls what bookings they accept, but that we expect our escorts to be honest and reliable. Reliability in our view includes being at the appointments they accept and being prepared.

We think our clients appreciate our standards. We certainly hope so.

4 new additions, 4 updates and a few small changes

On our homepage, you may have notices the revolving gallery – this shows the escorts that have new photos from our most recent photoshoot. Currently, it shows the additions from last month in Pattaya and this month in Bangkok. Unfortunately, although you can the escort’s name and which city she works from, you can’t just click on the photo to go to their profile. Which brings us to our other change, a link below the gallery (and above the special offer) that says “Our Newest Additions“. That link takes you to our newest addition page. We hope these changes will help you see who is new to our site.

Out Bangkok photoshoot this month resulted in 4 new escorts – Annie, Calisa, Linda and Yammy.

We also updated the profiles of 4 of our escorts – Jelly, Patty, Risa and Sarah.

New addition and updates

You might have noticed that have a new GFE BBW in our Bangkok lineup – Amy. And just at the right time, as our previous Amy is no longer with us. Also no longer available is Joy in Phuket.

Amy – Bangkok – BBW GFE

We’ve also updated the photos for 3 of our Bangkok escorts – Betty, Patty and Wei.

Escort Agencies and Indian Clients

Have you even noticed how many escort agencies (and bars as well) in Thailand refuse service to Indian clients? Ever wonder why?

Well, I’m going to tell you a little story (true story, btw) to illustrate why…

Before I begin the story, let me point out that Discreet has a number of Indian clients who we value, who are not at all like the person that caused this problem, and who are truly ladies and gentlemen of the highest order, people we are pleased to have as clients and who have consistently had the best service we can deliver (and who have clearly appreciated it).

So, on to the story –

On 1 May, I get an inquiry via WhatsApp from an Indian number (with an Indian name on the information) that says he wants a full night service. I ask where he is, and he says Phuket, so I send him the information on our Phuket escorts and which one is available that night. After looking at her profile, he gives me the name of a hotel in Phuket Town where he claims to be staying (the hotel does not have room phones, it is a rather cheap hotel). Then he changes to wanting a full day (24 hours) and agrees to the rate. I contact the escort, and find out she is not available for full-day bookings this week because she has some classes she is taking in the daytime. Go back to him and he agrees to 12 hours starting as soon as she can get there. I call the hotel to make a confirmation call and find out the hotel does not have room phones and only has a mobile phone number (I should have refused the booking at that point per our requirements for first-time clients).

He is continually asking for the escort’s number (we don’t do that, we want our escorts focusing on the client, not on their phone), as well as attempting video calls. He’s also talking about booking another escort for 4 days (deflection?) even though he’s already been told she is not in Phuket.

Eventually, the escort reaches the hotel. He is still messaging me for her number while she is finding out that room number he gave is unoccupied. He then claims that he is coming to reception, but of course no one shows up in reception. He is entirely bullshit.

When I tell him he is blacklisted (lies and fake bookings are two of the ways to get blacklisted, there are a few more), he starts on a rant about how he is rich enough to buy Thailand two times over (which explains why he claimed to be staying at a cheap hotel, right?) and other nonsense. I block him of course.

There is an example of why many girls in Thailand want nothing to do with Indians and why many bars and escort agencies will not serve them. Among other issues are attempting to renegotiate deals after they have been agreed to (that just makes them appear dishonest) and other fraudulent behaviors, some of omission (not making clear that there is a couple or multiple men, for examples).

We will continue to serve customers regardless of where they come from – maintaining our criteria that our clients are expected to be quality people – people of character – no liars, not scam artists, and not like the person from the story above.

Our established clientele have no worries. For new clientele, we have specific processes we go through to safeguard our escorts and avoid this kind of game – we won’t take shortcuts on those process and we aren’t going to give the benefit of the doubt to any new client.

We won’t waste your time, don’t waste ours.

A bunch of changes…updated (twice)

We did a new intake in Bangkok a few days ago, adding a total of 9 new ladies to our Bangkok group (some of them are returning escorts, some are entirely new) as well as doing updates on the photos of 3 of our working escorts.

As we were working on the additions, we realized that our Bangkok girls page was just getting unwieldy – hard to look through because of the number of escorts. So we rearranged it, so now it is alphabetical within age groups – hopefully that makes it easier to navigate and choose who you want to see. Then we did that with our Pattaya escorts as well.

We haven’t finished selecting photographs, creating the profiles, etc. That’s going to take a couple of more days – so you can expect not just the changes that are shown now, but some more additions.

So, what changes are there to see?

Well, we have new photos on the pages of Fah, Hana and Wala.

We’ve also added new profiles for Yo (returning from retirement), Sarah (100% new addition) and Cherry (also returning from retirement, previously known as Arisa).

Still six more new escorts to add, so we all have something to look forward to.

And here are 4 of the new additions – Kitty, Jenny, Lisa and Risa.

We also made a change to our front page – there is now a rotating gallery of our newest additions.

Final two new escorts – both Big Beautiful Women – Creammy and Fon

Rate Increase

The last time Discreet Escorts raised its rates was in 2016. We’ve dealt with the various increases in the cost of living for our escorts by not discounting and by maximizing our efficiency by not taking bookings between 1 am and 10 am and other actions intended to maximize the benefit for our clients and our staff.

But inflation eventually catches up to everyone, and it’s caught up to us. So, we are increasing our rates effective 1 March, 2023.

The new rates are:

  • 1 hour: 6,000 THB
  • 2 hours: 7,000 THB
  • 3 hours: 8,000 THB
  • 4 hours: 9,500 THB 
  • 8 hours: 12,000 THB
  • 12 hours: 15,000 THB 
  • 24 hours: 18,000 THB

In order to serve our existing clientele (which we value), any client who has previously had a booking with us will receive a 10% discount on the new rates for all of 2023, so for our returning customers, the rates are:

  • 1 hour: 5,400 THB
  • 2 hours: 6,300 THB
  • 3 hours: 7,200 THB
  • 4 hours: 8,550 THB 
  • 8 hours: 10,800 THB
  • 12 hours: 13,500 THB 
  • 24 hours: 16,200 THB

If you have recently been in a go-go bar in Bangkok (or Pattaya or Patong), you know that these are good rates – taking a girl from a go-go in Bangkok is now going to cost you – 1,000 thb barfine, 3,000 thb girl (paid in bar), 500 thb ladydrinks and 160 thb for one drink for yourself and 400 for the shorttime room – so a total of 5,060 thb for 15 to 30 minutes quickie. Longer times will be much more expensive if you can find a girl who will actually stay with you for that time.

Remember – we go by time. Our escorts stay with you for the booked time. No shot limits., no playing on their phones., no rushing to leave. You get what you paid for.

Two new additions (one young, one mature – both fit) and some updates.

Our most recent intake turned into more of an update than a new talent intake. We added two new escorts that we think are really good additions. On the mature Mistress side, we added Pimmy, and we think she will be an excellent addition. On the young spinner submissive side, we added Jelly and we know she will be an excellent addition.

We also had a number of our escorts show up for updated photographs. As our regular customers know, we work at keeping the photographs of our escorts up to date at no cost to the escort – so our customers see the escort they will meet – not that escort from 5 years ago (or longer!) or retouched as to look like a different person.

So, with this intake, we also did updated photographs for Betty, Jen, Milly, Kung, Bee and June.

New additions in Phuket

Some of you may remember that for part of 2021 and 2022, we had a tiny little young spinner named Alice working for us – starting in Bangkok and then in Phuket. She had some issues that she had to work through and now she has, so she’s back, working in Phuket as Alice P. And she’s brought a friend with her, Pam. So we are happy to add two young spinners to our options in Phuket. Both are bisexual and a-level.

Tenth Anniversary – Thank You

As of December, 2022, Discreet Escorts is ten years old. We took our first booking in December of 2012 for a ladyboy named Ying. Since then, we have served thousands of clients with a selection of about 120 ladyboys and about 140 ladies. A few of our escorts have been with us from the very beginning, but most work for a few months to a couple of years and then move on. A number have married, others are pursuing other careers.

In order to celebrate our ten years of serving customers and to say thank you to those customers, we are offering a 20% discount on standard rates to all customers who have completed a booking anytime in that ten years prior to 1 December, 2022. This celebration discount applies to bookings in December, 2022 plus January and February of 2023. So, if you have seen one of our escorts between December 2012 and November 2022, any booking you make between December 1, 2022 and February 28, 2023, will have a 20% discount applied to standard rates (does not apply to premium escorts, domination sessions or bookings outside the escort’s home area).

We hope a lot of our existing clients will accept this gift from us.

If you haven’t booked with us yet? You have until the end of November 2022 to qualify!

Monsoon final month special – หน้าฝน

The rainy season is coming to an end, but the last month is always the wettest, and so it makes it tougher on our escorts in getting to clients. So, for this month, we’re offering a special on our standard rates –

For the month of October 2022 only:

  • 2 hours: 5,000 THB
  • 3 hours: 6,000 THB
  • 4 hours: 7,000 THB 
  • 8 hours: 9,000 THB
  • 12 hours: 12,000 THB 
  • 24 hours: 15,000 THB 

+ 2000 THB for A-Level Service (escorts that offer it)
+ 2000 THB for Photos/Video (escorts that offer it)

Note that these rates do not apply for bookings outside of the escort’s local area, and they also don’t apply to our premium escorts (Coco). We ask one thing of all our customers who wish to use these rates…please be patient as the rains will slow down escorts getting to you.

New additions in Pattaya, Joy back in Phuket, and the Fun Authority Team

Last week, we had a recruiting session in Pattaya and we added a number of new escorts in Pattaya – Alice, Aom, Mini-Minny’s sister Nin, and Pla, plus some new photos of Pat and Mini-Minny. We also stumbled across the idea of the Fun Authority Team (the girls were playing with our various costumes and came up with it on their own).

Also, Joy is back in Patong, and available for bookings.

Fun Authority Team

We’ve added a new fantasy for those who are interested and travel to Pattaya – the Fun Authority Team. This team consists of Mistress Pat as the senior and dominant enforcement officer, and Nin as her rookie fun-loving officer. Together the team will molest you, search you and make sure that any hard tools you are in possession of are rendered soft and harmless.

Check their individual profiles for availability.

The Fun Authority Team – in Pattaya

Rates

  • 2 hour session – 12,000 thb
  • 4 hour session – 16,000 thb

As a special deal – a 4 hour fantasy session with the Fun Authority team is 16,000 thb (a 4,000 thb discount) and a 2 hour fantasy session with the Fun Authority teams is 12,000 thb (a 2,000 thb discount). Please refer specifically to “The Fun Authority Team” in your booking request.

Customer Comments

  • All cool. Had a great time! – A from India
  • Had a lot of fun. – M from USA
  • This was like 3 stripogram cops. Lots of fun. – W from USA

Some great additions and a couple of subtractions…

First of all, some of you may notice that a couple of escorts have just been added and already have customer comments – that’s because they worked for us before Covid, and now have come back. The escorts I’m referring to are Hana (one of our most popular escorts ever) and Nana (who is great fun).

We’ve also added a number of new escorts – Nalin is our youngest escort, being barely 20, Janpen is a mature spinner who looks and acts young (and what a stunning body!), and Theresa is our newest addition to our Big Beautiful Women category.

Now for the bad news. We have removed two escorts from our representation. Alice has been one of our most popular escorts for the past 8 months, but she has too many infractions of our expectations to be kept. Appearing at a client sick, being late by hours, and other issues just were not appropriate for our agency. We hope she can come back when she has her life a bit better sorted out. The other removal is Jasmine, who has been popular and got great reviews. Unfortunately, a few days ago, a client took it on himself to hide a camera and film their tryst, a situation that led to Jasmine retiring. The client is blacklisted, of course.

5 New Additions in Pattaya

Noi and Ben did an induction/recruiting session in Pattaya and have we added some GREAT new addition.

Fa is our new young GFE who is available as a Dominatrix as well. Mini-Minny is our young playful escort who is open to a-level and bondage. Ninny is a sun-worshipping MILF with an unreal hot body (a-level as well). Pat is the ideal mature tour guide. And Preeya is a mature GFE.

A lot of new girls…

OK, we don’t have the new girls I’m referring to yet… but early next week, Noi and Ben are travelling to Pattaya to do a new intake. Expect a bunch of new additions on our Pattaya page at right about the end of the month, and a handful of new additions on the Bangkok page about mid-June. Should scratch some itches…

New additions, updates and finally a profile…



We added a few more escorts. You’ll find Kiki, who is a sweet and very petite mature escort, and definitely worth the time for those who like a girlfriend experience. Also, we added Nicole, who is a very cute young escort who is also a girlfriend experience and available to travel. Nicole has a nice set of natural breasts and is a quiet, very nice young woman. She speaks Japanese.

Finally, we have new photos of Judy. It took a while to get the schedules to work out, but we think the new photos really show her personality off (her body was already on display). Judy is a sweet GFE with a rocking body.

Alice and Noi move back to Bangkok

Two of our most popular escorts have moved back to Bangkok – Alice had moved down to Phuket a few months ago, but she decided to move back to Bangkok as of today. Noi had been going back and forth between her home village and Bangkok during the pandemic, but a couple of days ago she moved back to Bangkok, getting an apartment again.

Three New Additions – BBW

We’ve added some new photos of Alice and Gail in the last couple of days, but the big addition is that of three new escorts – all variations of the BBW category.

Jade, Minny and Pim are all new additions (Pim is in her 30s, the other two in their 20s), to help fulfill the demand for BBW escorts.

Villages being quarantined

We ask for everyone’s patience regarding escort availability. Some of our escorts have traveled home to visit family, and then find themselves having to stay in the village for longer than planned because the village has been quarantined because someone in the village has tested positive for Covid-19. This seems to be more of an issue with some of the smaller villages, but we have had half a dozen of our escorts caught in this situation over the past month. Some it impacts only for a few days, others for longer. We are doing our best, and we will try to keep profiles updated, but please understand there is only so much we can do.